What is this!?! Pot roast? Pot roast?!? I specifically requested the 'shrooms! Did I not, honey? Didn't I specifically request the 'shrooms? Does that little tart marrying your brother think I'm going to make it through this reception mildly stoned?!?
A woman with an open bottle of Jack Daniel’s whiskey in a bag was arrested for driving a golf cart on Florida’s busiest interstate while drunk, according to an arrest report.
According to a Florida Highway Patrol report, a semitruck driver spotted the woman driving in the golf cart in the center lane of Interstate 95 in Brevard County, which is the heart of Florida’s Space Coast. The truck driver used her semi to steer the golf cart driver to the shoulder of the interstate, troopers said.
Once on the shoulder, the truck driver grabbed the keys to the golf cart as the woman tried to drive away.