R2D2
Bench
To: Havoc 1.0 (a.k.a. Tyreke)
Kindly note that as season ends and the playoffs begins you will be announced, as per our original plans, as the NBA Rookie of the Year for 2010.
Use speech attached to address humanoids watching the inauguration event.
Thank you (Edit: Smile. At least try to. We will send instruction how to show feelings separately). Wow, this comes as a complete shock…
I want to thank the members of the academy (strike that and replace with “the commissioner and sportswriters and broadcasters around the country”) for selecting me as the NBA’s Rookie of the Year for 2010. As you can clearly see I am both excited (ignore sounds of laughter) as humbled by this great honor. I also wish to thank Will Ferrell for his hilarious impersonation. I didn’t understand even a word of what he was saying.
I would also like to thank my creator, R2D2, for his entrepreneurship (Edit: strike that. It is too early for them) and thank my family for supporting me in this great adventure. We came such a long way from home you cannot even imagine. In particular I wish to thank Team Tyrekes’ members who took the responsibility of recharging me every night (ignore sounds of laughter, they didn’t get it…) thus enabling me to shatter what my colleagues referred to as “a Wall” that for some reason eluded me.
I acknowledge that the main reason for picking me, aside for the remarkable statistic line I have been able to produce this year (note to self: well done Havoc 1.0!), is for being the first rookie in last year’s crop to already own a franchise in the NBA. Indeed, by selling only a few months into the season their 2nd best player, the franchise pretty much secured my trophy by transfer’s deadline. But I couldn’t have done it without the support of the BO, the vision of Mr. Maloof and my supporting cast (strike that and replace with “players on my team”). And Gavin, kindly pick up your phone. It’s Arn Tellem calling.
So now I won and I get to enjoy it for a little while, possibly even have a drink. But if you’ll excuse me I have got to go back to practice my jumpshot now. Dearest fans, you need only to wait for next year. There is a lot more to come, and at the end of the day – it’s all about YOU.
Note to self: make sure this note is secured and kept confidential. We do not wish to ruin the element they refer to as “surprise”.
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Kindly note that as season ends and the playoffs begins you will be announced, as per our original plans, as the NBA Rookie of the Year for 2010.
Use speech attached to address humanoids watching the inauguration event.
Thank you (Edit: Smile. At least try to. We will send instruction how to show feelings separately). Wow, this comes as a complete shock…
I want to thank the members of the academy (strike that and replace with “the commissioner and sportswriters and broadcasters around the country”) for selecting me as the NBA’s Rookie of the Year for 2010. As you can clearly see I am both excited (ignore sounds of laughter) as humbled by this great honor. I also wish to thank Will Ferrell for his hilarious impersonation. I didn’t understand even a word of what he was saying.
I would also like to thank my creator, R2D2, for his entrepreneurship (Edit: strike that. It is too early for them) and thank my family for supporting me in this great adventure. We came such a long way from home you cannot even imagine. In particular I wish to thank Team Tyrekes’ members who took the responsibility of recharging me every night (ignore sounds of laughter, they didn’t get it…) thus enabling me to shatter what my colleagues referred to as “a Wall” that for some reason eluded me.
I acknowledge that the main reason for picking me, aside for the remarkable statistic line I have been able to produce this year (note to self: well done Havoc 1.0!), is for being the first rookie in last year’s crop to already own a franchise in the NBA. Indeed, by selling only a few months into the season their 2nd best player, the franchise pretty much secured my trophy by transfer’s deadline. But I couldn’t have done it without the support of the BO, the vision of Mr. Maloof and my supporting cast (strike that and replace with “players on my team”). And Gavin, kindly pick up your phone. It’s Arn Tellem calling.
So now I won and I get to enjoy it for a little while, possibly even have a drink. But if you’ll excuse me I have got to go back to practice my jumpshot now. Dearest fans, you need only to wait for next year. There is a lot more to come, and at the end of the day – it’s all about YOU.
Note to self: make sure this note is secured and kept confidential. We do not wish to ruin the element they refer to as “surprise”.
End of message. Send after encryption.
