Christmas gifts for the Kings

[Fresno King]

Ok. With the holiday shopping season officially starting bright and early this morning, what would you get the Kings for Christmas?

I'd get them Kevin Garnett for Jason Hart straight up.

 

[kennadog]

I'd love to give our PF's an extra 3" in height. I'd love to give Brad an extra 6" on his vertical.

 

[Larry89]

Ill giftwrap the Kings some luck.

 

[6th]

And, I'll ensure that Larry is giftwrapping good luck and not bad luck.

 

[Entity]

I would give them a 7 foot Bonzi Wells

 

[mcsluggo]

I think it would be interesting to hear what people would give individual players


for instance, I'll start us off with a few ex-kings:

For Peja --- i'd leave a bigger set of cajones in his stocking

For C-webb --- I'd leave a new knee, as well as the built-in time-lag filter betwen brain and mouth that MOST of us seem to have been born with (ie-- just because you are thinking something, that doesn't mean you should SAY it.... to reporters..... every time....)

For Bonzi --- I'd leave a shiny new agent

For Bjax --- I'd take AWAY one of his cajones (to split in two and put in Peja's stocking...)

 

[KingsChick]

I would give them good 100% accurate health, Vlade Divac, Doug Christie, and C-Webb.

 

[Londonking]

A portable trampoline for Brad
A new set of nail clippers for Mike
A set of cushions to be distributed to Price, Douby, Salmons, Garcia, Corliss, Potatohead and Hart
A radar gun for Kevin (so someone in the crowd can record how long it takes him to go hoop to hoop)
and....a new leaf for Ron (he seems to have turned over his old one)

 

[fnordius]

A 5-year Greg Oden contract at undrafted rookie minimum.

 

[Kingzrool]

A Shiny New Arena!!!

 

[piksi]

how about:


relocating Lakers to North Dakota

retiring Bavetta, Crawford, Palmer & co

making injuries illegal

banning everyone who is 6'7 - 6'9 tall from the NBA

 

[ladyjay114]

A Shiny New Arena!!!

You beat me to it

 

[kennadog]

A Shiny New Arena!!!

*slapping self in head* I can't believe I missed the most obvious thing!

 

[KingsChick]

how about:


relocating Lakers to North Dakota

retiring Bavetta, Crawford, Palmer & co

making injuries illegal

banning everyone who is 6'7 - 6'9 tall from the NBA

no no, then Kevin, Brad, and whoever wouldn't be able to play.. then we would be pretty much done....

 

[kennadog]

no no, then Kevin, Brad, and whoever wouldn't be able to play.. then we would be pretty much done....

Brad is 7' tall. He just plays a lot shorter.

 

[6th]

How about we call it anyone who is 6'7" to 6'9" and plays the 4 or the 5.