Ali G
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Yes, but I don't know if you can still see it there cause each season only has 6 episodes. However, everything is freely available on www.lando.co.uk if you follow the Ali G link on the left 
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The most brilliant show on TV! Ali G is incredible. Some of my favorites:
-Republican running for Congress who believes Jews are going to Hell
-Borak explaining to a woman voter that in his country only men can vote, then it goes horse, dog, rat, woman...and "how you say...the insect...*click*click*click*..." (with his fingers running like a cockroach)
-Veteren vs. Veterinarian
-Homosexual vs. Homeopathic
...the list goes on and on!
-Republican running for Congress who believes Jews are going to Hell
-Borak explaining to a woman voter that in his country only men can vote, then it goes horse, dog, rat, woman...and "how you say...the insect...*click*click*click*..." (with his fingers running like a cockroach)
-Veteren vs. Veterinarian
-Homosexual vs. Homeopathic
...the list goes on and on!
What I love best in general in the Ali G role is when the people he's interviewing are earnestly trying to help him out to clear up his misconceptions - Euthanasia vs. "Youth in Asia"
Or when he was interviewing Gore Vidal and pretended to confuse him with Vidal Sassoon: "Not only is you a well expert in presidential history, but remarkably you is also a world famous hair designer." After Vidal explained they were two different people, Ali G says: "Okay, the next few questions aren't going to make a lot of sense then, so just bear with me."
In the Borat and the gay club guy (don't recall his name) roles it's amazing how people don't get that they're being made fun of. Did you catch the one with Borat at a redneck bar where he leads them in a chorus of "Throw the Jew in the Well" which he says is a song from his homeland? Everyone's clapping and singing along enthusiastically even know they're on camera. Truly both ironically hilarious and sad at the same time.
Or when he was interviewing Gore Vidal and pretended to confuse him with Vidal Sassoon: "Not only is you a well expert in presidential history, but remarkably you is also a world famous hair designer." After Vidal explained they were two different people, Ali G says: "Okay, the next few questions aren't going to make a lot of sense then, so just bear with me."
In the Borat and the gay club guy (don't recall his name) roles it's amazing how people don't get that they're being made fun of. Did you catch the one with Borat at a redneck bar where he leads them in a chorus of "Throw the Jew in the Well" which he says is a song from his homeland? Everyone's clapping and singing along enthusiastically even know they're on camera. Truly both ironically hilarious and sad at the same time.
Borat is my favorite character too!
Learning how to sing country songs:
- This a song about my wife before she died....
- How did she die?
- In a field ........er ... bullet from a hunter...
- A shooting accident ?
- Yes, they thought she a bear because she very large and has much hair too.
***
Interviewing a politician:
- What is your policy?
- We are Christian.
- Yes, I like! (Sasha Cohen is actually Jewish, which makes all of his Jewish jokes even funnier and not tasteless)
- We are pro life.
- My brother Bilal, he had a child born with hair all over his body... nose, arms, legs, everywhere. His wife say "Throw him!" but I say "No, keep him!" and now he makes them big money because he travels in a tent all over the world and people pay to see him and other ... strange ones.
***
In dating agency:
- What kind of personality are you looking for ?
- She must be blonde, nice physique, no history of retardation in the family and she must have ploughing experience.
- But in America, women have no plough experience.
- Oh no, not much, maybe one or two years.
- What kind of life do you have to offer ?
- I will take her to Kazahstan. I will give her red dress, television, remote control and a car with four wheels.
- Do you have any religious preference ?
- No .......... but no Jew! (makes disgusted face)
www.boratonline.co.uk
Did anyone see the clip where he made all the people in Oklahoma City Council give a "10 minute silence for the victims of Tishnik massacre" ?
How about the one episode where he describes his job experience as animal puller ?
Jekshemesh.
Learning how to sing country songs:
- This a song about my wife before she died....
- How did she die?
- In a field ........er ... bullet from a hunter...
- A shooting accident ?
- Yes, they thought she a bear because she very large and has much hair too.
***
Interviewing a politician:
- What is your policy?
- We are Christian.
- Yes, I like! (Sasha Cohen is actually Jewish, which makes all of his Jewish jokes even funnier and not tasteless)
- We are pro life.
- My brother Bilal, he had a child born with hair all over his body... nose, arms, legs, everywhere. His wife say "Throw him!" but I say "No, keep him!" and now he makes them big money because he travels in a tent all over the world and people pay to see him and other ... strange ones.
***
In dating agency:
- What kind of personality are you looking for ?
- She must be blonde, nice physique, no history of retardation in the family and she must have ploughing experience.
- But in America, women have no plough experience.
- Oh no, not much, maybe one or two years.
- What kind of life do you have to offer ?
- I will take her to Kazahstan. I will give her red dress, television, remote control and a car with four wheels.
- Do you have any religious preference ?
- No .......... but no Jew! (makes disgusted face)
www.boratonline.co.uk
Did anyone see the clip where he made all the people in Oklahoma City Council give a "10 minute silence for the victims of Tishnik massacre" ?
How about the one episode where he describes his job experience as animal puller ?
Jekshemesh.
There was a great one with the gay character at Spring Break. He got a group of guys from a wrestling team to demonstrate wrestling holds, take off their shirts and flex, and pull down their pants...before asking them to cut promo ID for "Gay TV". The guys flipped out: "We don't got nothin' to do with anything gay!"
Borat: "I do a picture, only small, of the Tishnik Masacre. Where many Uzbecks... Crushed!"
Man: "How did you feel when you drew this?"
Borat: "Very proud!".
Man: "I am just listening with sadness for your people."
Borat: "No, it is not sad. It is us that do the kill!"