[Game] 62/82: Kings @ lakers 01 MAR 2026, 6:30pm PT/9:30pm ET

[Caccia]

Kings are 1-12 from deep tonight. Good way to sink your boat.

 

[Tetsujin]

Max almost on pace for a bad triple double.

 

[iowamcnabb]

The parmesan on the Jimboy's tacos is an absolutely elite fast food signature move.

Fast food Parmesan is 8 percent sawdust. Bon appetite.

 

[Sluggah]

The parmesan on the Jimboy's tacos is an absolutely elite fast food signature move.

Legit inedible for me.

 

[Sluggah]

Y'all don't have the good cheese out there, anyway.

Do tell. Hopefully not brick cheese.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Fast food Parmesan is 8 percent sawdust. Bon appetite.

Oh no! Cellulose to prevent clumping! Lest my foodstuffs ever contain an additive derived from something as unnatural as (checks notes) TREES, I will forswear food from here on out!

 

[iowamcnabb]

Oh no! Cellulose to prevent clumping! Lest my foodstuffs ever contain an additive derived from something as unnatural as (checks notes) TREES, I will forswear food from here on out!

haha, no issues with food safety just doesn’t taste very good.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Do tell. Hopefully not brick cheese.

I am unfamiliar with that nomenclature.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

haha, no issues with food safety just doesn’t taste very good.

For sure freshly-grated parmesan tastes better than the bulk pre-grated stuff. Many times, that's just not a realistic option. I'm good with the bulk stuff if we're not taking about putting it on gourmet food.

 

[HndsmCelt]

Dumb challange

 

[Sluggah]

I am unfamiliar with that nomenclature.

An unfortunate cheese often found on Detroit style pizza.

 

[HndsmCelt]

haha, no issues with food safety just doesn’t taste very good.

The inclusion of sawdust is honestly not responsible for the sad taste. It may sound elite, but honestly, if the cheese isn’t dried in caves in Parma, it’s not Parmesan and one taste will tell the difference for anyone.

 

[Caccia]

You can see why Dončić is so hard to stop. Make him pull up the dribble, and he just passes it to a teammate, who passes it back again, and he tries a second time. When you hit over 50%, it's a winning game.

 

[iowamcnabb]

The inclusion of sawdust is honestly not responsible for the sad taste. It may sound elite, but honestly, if the cheese isn’t dried in caves and Parma, it’s not Parmesan and one taste will tell the difference for anyone.

Yeh we use the real stuff at the shop. We grate it so fine that it really isn’t that expensive in comparison to the shelf stuff

 

[whitechocolate]

The NBA is awful. I had to turn the tv off. All this carrying being allowed is a joke.

 

[Caccia]

It would be nice to wipe the supercilious smiles off the Lakers' faces.

 

[Sluggah]

Y'all don't have the good cheese out there, anyway.

Provel? Struggling to think of a cheese someone would put on pizza we wouldn’t have out here. Unless you mean generally. Palmetto?

 

[Tetsujin]

Nique is really good y’all.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

The NBA is awful. I had to turn the tv off. All this carrying being allowed is a joke.

There's still nothing else I'd rather watch. The W is Number Two with a bullet, though.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Provel? Struggling to think of a cheese someone would put on pizza we wouldn’t have out here. Unless you mean generally. Palmetto?

I was just talking about California cheese in general.

 

[SCKingsfan]

Nique is really good y’all.

You mean justin jones 2.0?

 

[Sluggah]

Welp. Not much to say.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I remember one of my favorite Steven Wright jokes: "I wish, when I was a kid, the first word I ever said was 'quote' so, right before I die, I could say 'unquote.'"

I brought that up to say, the NBA needs to somehow arrange it so that LeBron plays his last game in Sacramento.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

I remember one of my favorite Steven Wright jokes: "I wish, when I was a kid, the first word I ever said was 'quote' so, right before I die, I could say 'unquote.'"

I brought that up to say, the NBA needs to somehow arrange it so that LeBron plays his last game in Sacramento.

The odds of this would be greatly increased if he signs with us next year

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Not that anyone asked but Jimboy's is more essential to me when I go home than In N Out or any other food I can't get here. I dunno why but I love that stuff. Jimboy-oh-boy-oh-boy.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

I'm not really confident that Killian Hayes is going to get offered another 10-day contract

 

[HndsmCelt]

Yuck

 

[iowamcnabb]

Baldwin is at least intriguing. Should get some good run to end the season.

 

[Tetsujin]

I'm not really confident that Killian Hayes is going to get offered another 10-day contract

G-league stats be damned, that man just cannot hit a basket to save his life lol

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

ONLY 20 more games of this, folks. We can do it!