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1. “Sam is an idiot. I-D-O-U-T. Idiot.” — Shaquille O’Neal, responding to Chicago Tribune columnist Sam Smith’s suggestion that the Miami Heat should trade the big man. And now we know that Shaq takes spelling lessons from Homer J. Simpson.
11. “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” — Shaquille O’Neal, again, on whether he visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece. But Shaq was pretty sure that the DJ was off the hook
Honorable Mention:
“I’ve never taken medication [to control moods] in my life. Doctors have suggested it and I say, ‘OK, give it to me.’ But I throw it in the garbage immediately.” — Ron Artest
Wow. Just, wow. And those aren't even the best ones.11. “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” — Shaquille O’Neal, again, on whether he visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece. But Shaq was pretty sure that the DJ was off the hook
Honorable Mention:
“I’ve never taken medication [to control moods] in my life. Doctors have suggested it and I say, ‘OK, give it to me.’ But I throw it in the garbage immediately.” — Ron Artest
