If there are two things I love...nicknames, and cheesy jokes.
Marco Belinelli (marco pollo loco)
Rajon Rondo (R2Dfor2, or R2Dthrough the defense)
Kosta Koufos (Kosta la vista, baby)
Caron Butler (It was the butler, in the auditorium, with the basketball )
Willie Cauley-Stein (Willie...