Sacramento Kings to relocate to Davis

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Sacramento (AP) "The move is in the best interest of all fans," said Joe Maloof. "With ample space to create an arena, we thought Davis would be the best place to create a new arena for the Kings."
The new arena is expected to be built next to the Dairy Research and Information Center. "They made us an offer we couldn't refuse," said Gavin Maloof. "Also," continued Gavin, "the sheep at Arco used to really creep me out. At least cows are more trustworthy."
"I think Shaq had something to do with it," opined Brockman. "I mean, if you think about it," he continues, "he did call us the Queens. To relocate next to a Dairy Research center would pretty much cement our legacy." While angry at the fact that he will now have a longer commute to work, Brockman stated, "I do love me some Blizzards."

The move will begin today, April 1st.
 
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I went to UCDavis with Joe back in the day. I'm excited about the prospect. Hope they have good air conditioning.
 
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"I think Shaq had something to do with it," opined Brockman. "I mean, if you think about it," he continues, "he did call us the Queens. To relocate next to a Dairy Research center would pretty much cement our legacy."
Would Brockman know about Shaq calling us queens?:confused: