I could add to the sarcasm...
but I'll be the one that brings logic into this tomfoolery. Deron Williams = on the way up. Young, energetic. Mike Bibby = plateau, maybe not on the way down, but plateau.
When teams trade youth away, it's because they either haven't seen the potential or there isn't any available space on a veteran-laden team. Neither applies to Deron Williams.
Now back to the monkeyshines:
I would trade Potapenko for a case of ho-hos, so that everyone gets a fun treat after practice. The cumulative weight gain would make up for his loss.