Let me start off by saying I would like to be the charter member of the "Can Paula Abdul Club". Though she seems to be more coherent this season, she is completely clueless about what she says. I would like to replace Paula next season with Marie Osmond. And if you saw her as a judge on another Simon Coweel reality talent show, you know what I am talking about. She is good!!! With that said, here is the color anaylisis from last nights show....
CLASS VALEDICTORIAN - Melinda Doolittle (A)
Simon called her "a breath of fresh air", and i tend to agree with him. She is an absolute joy to watch, and she sings like a pro. But I just can't get over the fact that she is only 29, because she comes across so much older. Just as I could not see Taylor Hicks as an American Idol, I am having the same issue with Melinda. That is my problem, not hers. Her My Funny Valentine was exceptional.
HONOR ROLL-Stephanie Edwards (B+), Lakisha Jones (B+), Jordin Sparks (B)
Randy called Edwards performance "Beyonce lite" and I totally agree. She sounded just like her. However this girl has huge stage performance and lots of energy. And on top of that she makes little mistakes. She is Top 12 material.
Lakisha took a very minor step back last night. Don't get me wrong, she is still the front runner. But she was so spetacular last week, that any thing else was a step down. And if it was up to me every Aretha, Whitney, Celine, and Gladys song would be retired from the competition. Because her problem last night is if you heard one Midnight Train to Georgia, you have heard them all. I wish she would have sang something else
Jordin Sparks is getting better. Sometimes it seems like she is hyperventilating when she sings, but she has such a sparkling personality, it is hard not to like her. Last night she sang "When Will My Reflection", and she did well. Can she stay out of the syruppy, sugary sweet vibe that gets old, remains to be seen.
AVERAGE STUDENT - Gina Glocksen (B-), Sabrina Sloan (B-)
Gina was better last night, Sabrina was not. Gina has an edge about her in spite of what Simon says. However that edge in image does not translate in to "edge" in talent. She is what she is, to me an 80's throw back, that is her genre, and she made it work last night. As far as Sabrina Sloan, she has the same problem as Brandon, no soul what so ever. In her piece last night, she made it seem like she came from a church background, and I never would have known, because that does not come out. If she had a little of "the church" in her, she would be spetacular.
BARELY MAKING THE GRADE - Leslie Hunt (C-), Alaina Alexander (C)
What in the hades was Leslie doing last night. That Jazz scat was all over the place. Plus she tries to move and she can't. Alaina's "I'm Not Ready to Make Nice" was a good attempt but a no go for me. She is not good enough.
DUNCE CAPS - Haley Scarnato (D), Antonella Barba (D/F)
Haley is forgettable. Can't even remember what she sang. I do know that she was not like Olivia Newton John. Which leaves me with.....MS. BARBA
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No this heffa did not attempt to put herself in a catagory with Jennifer Hudson. She is folding under the pressure of her porn on line, and now is trying to lash out. Her comments were completely out of line and just for that she has to go. As far as her performance. All I can say is that it was marginally better than last week.
Purple Reign's Power Ranking - PRE SEASON WEEK #2
1. Lakisha Jones
2. Melinda Doolittle
3. Phil Stacey
4. Stephanie Edwards
5. Blake Lewis
6. Jordin Sparks
7. Chris Sligh
8. Jared Cotter
9. Nicholas Pedro
10. Sabrina Sloan
11. A.J. Talbaldo
12. Sundance Head
PREDICTED EXITS - Sanjay, Jared, Haley and Antonella