Weird thing of the day:
Neighbor's dog starts barking, fairly aggressively. I look outside and there, walking down the middle of the freaking road, is THE BEAR. Strolling along like he hasn't a care in the world. And, for the record? He's about the size of a freaking Volkswagen. I turn to grab my camera, turn back and ... POOF! He's gone.
Just another story from deep in the forest.