What's with all the tights lately?

VF21

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fillmoe posted a picture of Kobe in the funny picture thread in the Art Studio. Kobe is decked out in the traditional purple Lakers uniform with one addition. Stunningly bright purple tights!

I've seen it on others recently, too, and I have to tell you it looks really bizarre.

First they lengthened the shorts to mid-knee, now they're wearing tights????

The official apparel of the NBA is beginning to look like 1900s "bathing costumes."

(EDITED to correct name of poster of Kobe picture)
 
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Fillmoe

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i posted that picture ;)

alot of players are wearing those tights... some players have injuries and some players just do it for the look....
 

VF21

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#4
They do it for the look? Do they know what they look like? Even guys who don't have skinny legs look bad. Kobe looks like a purple chicken... I saw CWebb with them on and he looked like Keon Clark.

NBA players are worse than the villagers admiring the Emperor's new clothes.

:rolleyes:
 

SLAB

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#5
Kobe wears them because they "Keep his legs warmed up" during the game.

Bonzi now wears them because "HE feels like an old man" because of all his leg injuries...Calf/groin/etc...He says they actually do make a difference in the pain.

Im sure C-Webb and AI have various leg problems that those possibly help.
 
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I noticed the same thing. They had someone on ESPN talking about them and they said most people wear them to keep their legs warm. Just about all the Sixers have worn them at least one game and I think they're ugly.:( I wish they'd go back to socks. At least the black ones are marginally better than the white ones.
Now all we need is kings to have gold ones:rolleyes: barf!
 
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SLAB said:
Kobe wears them because they "Keep his legs warmed up" during the game.

Bonzi now wears them because "HE feels like an old man" because of all his leg injuries...Calf/groin/etc...He says they actually do make a difference in the pain.

Im sure C-Webb and AI have various leg problems that those possibly help.
C-Webb Leg injury..... nope dosent ring a bell;)
Anyways Bonzi looks kinda cool
 
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AriesMar27

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bonzi looked like a fool with those white tights..... but they ares till better looking than high socks..... that only looks ggod on soccer players, lol.....


lol @ eddie house's high socks.......
 
#20
Stackhouse wore them last year in the PO's IIRC. He used them to warm his legs or something. I'm sick of these losers who don't need em using em though, like Bogut. I can understand why Bonzi wears them because his groin and stuff. Kobe's annoying with em. I think Lebron stopped wearing them after his knee got better. I HATE those tights though.
 

VF21

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Actually there already have been multiple Shakespeare references, at least in the Comcast broadcasts...

The St. Crispin's Day speech from Henry V:

KING. What's he that wishes so?
My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day
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#29
No doubt - it's an interesting look.

I used to wear thermals/tights when I played basketball in the early morning hours - outdoors .... TO STAY WARM :eek:

... AND WHAT A PURDY SIGHT I WAS !!!!