The theology of Nazi Zombies

#1
I was thinking about this and wonder how you would answer this question; the more I think about it, the more deeply theological it gets. :lol:

Here is the question:

Does a Nazi Zombie, driven to eats brains to help ease the pain of death, exclusively eat aryan (Blond-haired, blue-eyed white people) brains, the brains of people of Jewish and Romanian descent, or any brains they can find.

On one hand, you could say their deep Nazi racism would refuse Jewish or Romanian brains as inferior to aryan brains, thus they would only eat aryan brains.

On the other hand, you could argue their deep Nazi racism equates to deep rooted love for aryans and hatred for the Jewish and Romanian people, thus they would be both satisfying their pre-death mission of destroying Jewish and Romanian people and demonstrating their Nazi racist love for aryan people by eating exclusively Jewish and Romanian brains.

Or, are they just zombies and a brain is a brain?
 
#2
Wow.




Personally, I like my zombies mindless, so I choose to believe that a brain is a brain to a zombie. However, since we all know that zombies are actually vampires that have "starved" to death, what would you say about that nazi vampire? Does a nazi vampire become a zombie because of roughly the same issue?
 
#3
Wow.




Personally, I like my zombies mindless, so I choose to believe that a brain is a brain to a zombie. However, since we all know that zombies are actually vampires that have "starved" to death, what would you say about that nazi vampire? Does a nazi vampire become a zombie because of roughly the same issue?
So in the great nature vs. nuture arguement, you go with nature... and who does a Nazi Vampire kill? Exclusively aryans? Anyone? or Romanian and Jewish people?
 

pdxKingsFan

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#6
In that case if you want a serious answer, 99% of nazi zombies and vampires would feed off anyone they could grab. In my experience only a small handful are true believers, that extends to first hand experience and research amongst current day neo-nazi and groups espousing similar views and that of what I know of the real life Germans during the 30s and 40s (my wife is half German), the rest do it out of a sense of social belonging and commonly violate their claimed racist or separatist beliefs when they have something to gain by doing so. Since zombies need brains and vampires need blood to feed the vast majority will take what they can get as they are not true believers. Then you figure out of the handful that are true believers only a smaller handful of that group will reach the higher mental state that few zombies achieve. So I think it is safe to say that the vast, vast majority will eat anyone they come across.
 
#7
Mod note:
Because this is totally mythological and completely devoid of any reality, I'm not gonna close this, but we typically don't discuss religion and politics on this board. So keep it civil, and we shouldn't have a problem.
 
#8
Mod note:
Because this is totally mythological and completely devoid of any reality, I'm not gonna close this, but we typically don't discuss religion and politics on this board. So keep it civil, and we shouldn't have a problem.
Thanks... and what is your position on this topic?