Shortest NBA Books: THE FINALS!!!

[VF21]

From over 400 original entries, we're now down to the final two. First, congratulations to the two titles that were eliminated in VERY close voting in the semi-finals:

"How to Avoid Being Blamed for Everything" by Michael Finley - submitted by ONEZERO

and

"Humble" By Shaq, Edited By Kobe, AI, Stephon Marbury and Carmello - submitted by Kings-Lakers-Fan

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Now, it's time for the final event. Both entries, IMHO, are truly great titles.

 

[thesanityannex]

I will exercise my option not to vote, and declare ONEZERO the winner.







Thesanityannex blames Finley for this title not making the finals.

 

[ONEZERO]

this is wierd. first i thought that mine couldnt lose. then i saw the other 2 and was like whoever wins out of mine and the other one about the fingernails is gonna take it for sure. but now the charles barkely one is ahead 5-2. what gives?

 

[Bballkingsrock]

I think that fingernail by Mike Bibby is hilaroius but why is it losing?

 

[ONEZERO]

I will exercise my option not to vote, and declare ONEZERO the winner.







Thesanityannex blames Finley for this title not making the finals.

LOL!

 

[PixelPusher]

VF, I PM'd you the links for both pics for the final entries. You can edit them into your first post here.

 

[VF21]

PixelPusher - They're excellent and I love both of them. After seeing them, I'm not going to post the links until the final match is over...

That way, no one can say it was unfair because one cover was better/worse than the other.

 

[6th]

PixelPusher - They're excellent and I love both of them. After seeing them, I'm not going to post the links until the final match is over...

That way, no one can say it was unfair because one cover was better/worse than the other.

Can't wait to see the book covers.

 

[bibbyweb]

Don't let Barkley win anyting !
Not even this pole. He looks good as a loser.

 

[6th]

Don't let Barkley win anyting !
Not even this pole. He looks good as a loser.

Yes! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!

 

[ONEZERO]

Damn barkleys up by 5. The only thing barkley should be leading in is weight and for the most meaningless and nonsense sayings.

 

[loopymitch]

If Barkley wins then that makes the book longer so Bibby should win.

 

[KP]

Barkley is a loser, and doesn't know anything about being a champion, which is what Mike Bibby told him... one of the best moments I've seen in a long time. That's why I'm voting for that one. All of the final entries were good though and they've all been real close, I bet this one will be too.

 

[love_them_kings]

Barkley is a loser, and doesn't know anything about being a champion, which is what Mike Bibby told him... one of the best moments I've seen in a long time. That's why I'm voting for that one. All of the final entries were good though and they've all been real close, I bet this one will be too.

that's one of my favorite all time interview moments too! I felt like Mike kept taking Barkley's crap & then FINALLY put him in his place. And Barkley's expression was precious!

 

[slugking50]

Woo Hooo Chucky's winning. He deserves it.

 

[loopymitch]

Woo Hooo Chucky's winning. He deserves it.

Nooo I want Bibby to win.

 

[6th]

It is not about either Charles or Mike winning. It is about which is the best title for the shortest book ever. Now, we know that Charles knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about being a champion. Bibby, himself, pointed that out to him on national television.....priceless. And, what does Bibby know about the topic of advantages of having fingernails? Well, he has them....just not enough to do anything with. I figure both books are about 1 sentence long...just long enough to say, "I have no idea."

Both of these are excellent titles and I am glad they made it to the finals. I have NO IDEA who came up with these, but they are both classic.

 

[Evenstar]

i had to vote on the dark side for barfley, it's way funnier.

i can not WAIT to see the covers!!! and we must see both

 

[VF21]

You will see both covers. Probably first thing in the morning. I think it's pretty clear at this point which title is going to win...