Pain and Misery finals...

[VF21]

Okay, we're down to the final three. Which one of these islands would you LEAST like to be marooned on for the rest of eternity?

Warhawk's Island
1: Annoying Laker Fans
2: Constant Category 5 Hurricanes Beating the Island
3: Persistant Cluster Headaches
4: Jar-Jar Binks
5: Escamoles (Food)
6: Common "Drinking" Water From Mexico with Perpetual Montezuma's Revenge (Drink)
7: The Torture Rack
8: Poison Ivy - Along with All Allergic Reactions
9: Tom Cruise
10: Canker Sores
11: Slivers Under Fingernails and Toenails
12: Skunks: Being Sprayed By...
13: Rioting Laker Fans repeatedly pour rubbing alcohol on all my wounds
14: Chemotherapy
15:Footage of Jack Nicholson acting like a total a** at his courtside seat over the years at Lakers games (interspersed with other celebreties wearing Laker gear and smiling at the camera).

kingsnation Island
1: Very Tiny Island
2: LOUD High Pitched Noise --- At All Times
3: Constant 8mm Kidney Stones
4: Small Locked Hot Sauna
5: Amputated Arms & Legs ((Timed Out: #1))
6: Dozens of Dead Bodies in my Tiny Sauna
7: Constant Feelings of Lonliness
8: Rat Infestation
9: Constant Feeling of Hopelessness
10: Constant Case of Hiccups
11: Haggis (Food)
12: Placenta 400000 (Drink)
13: Shaq Rapping About My Misery
14: The Flu and All Accompanying Symptoms
15: The Telletubbies

NoBonus' Island
1: Entire Island Coated in Hot Asphalt
2: Thousands of Obese Elderly Nudists
3: Civil War Battletent Hospital
4: Unlimited Amount of Meth available for all Island Inhabitants
5: The Macarena
6: Personal Responsibility For Everything On the Island
7: Island Floating in a Lake of Hot Lava
8: 2 Part Episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Arnold gets Molested to be Played 3 Times a Day
9: Pink Cotton Candy (Food)
10: Warm A&W Creme Soda (Drink)
11: Never Ending Religious War Timed Out: #1
12: A Billion Scutigera Coleoptrata, AKA House Centipedes.
13: Being Nude
14: Windows ME with no service packs
15: Kate Gosselin from Jon and Kate Plus Eight

 

[Warhawk]

There is no way an island filled with Laker fans and Jar-Jar Binks should lose this! I demand a recount!

 

[hoopsfan]

As someone who's had numerous kidney stones...I HAD to go with kingsnation's island. That was the clincher for me!!

Besides...and island of Laker fans wouldn't be all that bad! Of course, Warhawk did say "annoying Laker fans", so that wouldn't be so much fun. (And before anyone says it...not ALL Laker fans are annoying.)

 

[Warhawk]

Besides...and island of Laker fans wouldn't be all that bad! Of course, Warhawk did say "annoying Laker fans", so that wouldn't be so much fun. (And before anyone says it...not ALL Laker fans are annoying.)

That was intentional. I do know some nice (but obviously misguided) folks who are Laker fans. I wanted the island filled with the jerks.

 

[hoopsfan]

I'd like to send all the jerk fans to an island too! Wouldn't that be nice??

You did have some good ones there, Warhawk!! Very creative!

 

[C Diddy]

Kingsnation's island is just awful. I'd kill myself in half a day there. The other two I could tolerate considerably longer. They are both awful, no doubt, but constant high pitched noise, amputated limbs, kidney stones, rats and haggis is simply too much.

 

[Warhawk]

Noooooooooo!

 

[VF21]

Congratulations to kingsnation...

 

[kingsnation]

Misery rocks!

BTW, Warhawk and NoBonus - I think you two definitely had top notch islands! Great drafting!

 

[6th]

Congratulations, kingsnation. That was truly a horrible horrible place.

 

[NoBonus]

Misery rocks!

BTW, Warhawk and NoBonus - I think you two definitely had top notch islands! Great drafting!

Thanks! I feel my island was a bit gimicky and I got outclassed by the two of you. Congrats!

 

[Warhawk]

Thanks! I feel my island was a bit gimicky and I got outclassed by the two of you. Congrats!

I actually really liked your "theme". Sometimes that really makes something like this stand out, and I think it helped you here. Great job everyone.