Kwame Brown - Cake Thief

that's what the b-day dude gets for carrying around an expensive cake on the street at night, that's just like wearing a 10,000$ chain. :D
 
kwametakesthecake.jpg


:D (Not made by me)
 
kennadog said:
Dumb move by Kwame, but I really don't believe that the guy with the cake was completely innocent. Probably talked some sh** to Kwame. Not excusing Brown, just don't believe the guy didn't do anything at all.:rolleyes:
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This is Kwame lashing out for all the humiliation that MJ heaped on him -- he feels the need to humiliate others. This is what happens when we don't stop bullying from the first moment.
 
Heard this story this morning on 1140, wasn't there a bunch of Lakers out and about apparently? There was about 3 or 4 mentioned players!

I just can't seem to believe this rediculous story. The guy must have been smokin' something at his birthday bash...

A caller said it sounds like that old SNL bit where Eddie Murphy used to claim he was beat up by Martin Luther King! LOL

Funny pic by the way.
 
What a bizzare story, you go out with a giant cake on the night of your birthday and run into 3 Lakers on the street at 3 different locations. This is supposed to be a believeable story that he's telling?
 
supamari0 said:
The best part about this is that it almost makes it sound like Turiaf and Odom were in on it.
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I thought the best part for you and the Kings fans would be that the guy was apparently a Lakers fan. He was gettin Turiaf's auto when Kwame crept up.
 
Bwahahah... I like how supposedly Kwame just randomly walks up, grabs the cake and chucks it at the guy. Cuz obviously that's the natural thing to do and we all know Kwame's such a prankster.

This is about as likely as it was that Kobe's food poisoning was no accident. ;)
 
Well, here's what really happened.

From http://www.yaysports.com/nba/2007/01/kwame_brown_hates_celebratory_pastries.html

A BIRTHDAY CAKE MAN exits a bar. He’s very happy, and is carrying a large CAKE.

Nearby, RONNY TURIAF, KWAME BROWN, and LAMAR ODOM are walking along. Ronny is wearing a beret, and Lamar is talking with his BODYGUARD. The Birthday Man waves them down.

BIRTHDAY MAN
Hey, Ronny! Hey man, I’m a big fan - would you mind taking a picture with me and this big cake!?

RONNY
Oui! Ooh la-la!

Kwame Brown sees - he’s furious.

KWAME
RAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!

Kwame takes the cake and smashes it into the man’s back.

BIRTHDAY MAN
Help!

RONNY
Sacre bleu!

BIRTHDAY MAN
But my - it’s my - that was…it’s my birthday…

RONNY
Mon dieu…I vil je m’appelle save this for later.

Ronny scoops some of the cake of the man’s back and puts it in his beret. Kwame storms off, gets into a limo, and leaves. The Birthday Man tries to get Lamar’s attention.

BODYGUARD
Go away, jerk!
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Can I ask why is Ron Turiaf speaking in French in that made up version?

Blue Crown?

My god .... I'm cheap I will save this for later?

Ok :confused:
 
hoopsfan said:
Uhhh...'cuz he's French.;) (And it's Ronny...long "O")
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Got it.......;)

I'm french too but still wouldn't talk about being cheap. ;)

The story that Variant posted sounded almost the same as what actually happened although they claim they made the story up a year ago.
 
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