80. This is the NBA. You're supposed to have fun. Even if you are down by 30 points in the second quarter to the Clippers, continue to high five and joke with your teammates on the bench. Losing is fun for everyone else too.
81. During time outs instead of listening to the coach, repeat that time honored freshman orientation tradition -- you remember-- "Look to your left, look to your right. One of you will not be here next year."
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