What in Sam Hill is this abomination?

Gotta gear up for the big move to the new Mountain West!Big for the Aggies and fans of Sports 1140 in the early 2000s
It’s Respect for the Elderly Day!World Track Championships in Tokyo Day 2:
- Oblique Seville (JAM) wins the men's 100m (9.77). Reigning Olympic Silver Medalist Kishane Thompson gets silver. Reigning Olympic and World Champion Noah Lyles (USA) settles for bronze.
- This is the first gold medal for Jamaica in the men's 100m in either the Olympics or the World Championships since 2016 (Usain Bolt).
- Reigning World Champion and Olympic Silver medalist Sha'Carri Richardson (USA) finishes 4th.
@Tetsujin, they said at the start of the broadcast that Japan was observing a three-day weekend: what's the holiday?
Word?It’s Respect for the Elderly Day!