slugking50
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1 year ago today the world lost a great comedian due to a heartattack at age 37. 
He only had 2 Albums but they were awesome!
I have 2 links. One is his Wikipedia page(With alot of his lines) and the other is a page he wrote on his favorite hotels across the country. Of course, He includes the Double Tree.
Heres a link into the Mind of Mitch Hedberg:
http://www.mitchhedberg.net/disturb.html
And heres his Wikipedia page which has many of his great lines.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg
Some examples :
*The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much you play, you'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once, they're .... relentless.*
*I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey "Man, just be yourself. I already like you, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. I used to draw you." (Stares at hand.) Man, if you were missing a couple of fingers, you drew one ****ed-up turkey. You'd be like, "That turkey's been in an accident." *
*I can't tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. They said, "Let's call this 'something tree'," so they had a meeting. It was quite short. "How about 'Tree.'" "No." "'DoubleTree'?" "Hell YEAH! Meeting adjourned!" I had my heart set on "QuadrupleTree." Well, we were almost there.*
He only had 2 Albums but they were awesome!I have 2 links. One is his Wikipedia page(With alot of his lines) and the other is a page he wrote on his favorite hotels across the country. Of course, He includes the Double Tree.
Heres a link into the Mind of Mitch Hedberg:
http://www.mitchhedberg.net/disturb.html
And heres his Wikipedia page which has many of his great lines.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg
Some examples :
*The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much you play, you'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once, they're .... relentless.*
*I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey "Man, just be yourself. I already like you, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. I used to draw you." (Stares at hand.) Man, if you were missing a couple of fingers, you drew one ****ed-up turkey. You'd be like, "That turkey's been in an accident." *
*I can't tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. They said, "Let's call this 'something tree'," so they had a meeting. It was quite short. "How about 'Tree.'" "No." "'DoubleTree'?" "Hell YEAH! Meeting adjourned!" I had my heart set on "QuadrupleTree." Well, we were almost there.*
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