Books that will never be written - Kings style...

[Showtime]

Took this premise from another board.

Defense for Dummies - by Kevin Martin

The Complete Player: How to Be Unselfish and tips on Passing - by Rashad McCants

Staying Out of Foul Trouble - by Jason Thompson

How to Run an Effective Offense - by Kenny Natt

Complete Guide to Being a Consistent Player - by Beno Udrih

Eloquence and Sophistication: A How-To Guide for Broadcasters - by Jerry Reynolds

 

[KingKong]

How to Embrace Rookie Duties - Donte Greene, Foreward by Jason Thompson

 

[D-Rock]

Zen And The Art of Knee Maintenance - by Chris Webber

 

[Oprostaj]

How To Play For a Contract - by Bonzi Wells

 

[mac]

Working towards that paycheck - by Kenny Thomas, illustrations by Mikki Moore

 

[Jespher]

Independent Living (How to give your man some space) - Jackie Christie

Powerpoint for Sporting Professionals - Eric Mussellman

My Team: A Chronology of the Sacramento Years(sic) - Sam Cassell

Why I Love Guaranteed Contracts in the NBA - Kenny Thomas (Preface by Stephon Marbury)

Who are you again? - By all players who ever retired as Sacramento Kings
http://www.kingsfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31203

It's spelled Udrih - Beno Udrih

 

[jcassio]

Defense Comes First - Spencer Hawes

 

[mac]

When to use the MLE - Geoff Petrie

 

[kingsnation]

The Art of the Blocked Shot - by Brad Miller

Longevity: The Key to Success - by Calvin Booth

How To Get Paid From Home - by Kenny Thomas

 

[91sickness]

The Art of Flopping - Vlade Divac

 

[Jespher]

Vegetarian Cuisine - By Brad Miller

My Favorite Liberals - By Spencer Hawes

How to Play Smaller than You Are - By Bobby Jackson

English as a Second Language - By Jerry Reynolds

 

[NoBonus]

How to defeat a zone defense by passing - John Salmons

 

[NoBonus]

How to become NBA Sixth Man of the Year - John Salmons

 

[NoBonus]

Dogs: A partner for life and love - Ron Artest

Abstinence in the NBA: a guide to sensible dating - Justin Williams

Playing to and past your full potential - Shelden Williams: forward by Quincy Douby

 

[NoBonus]

Let's take a breather: A guide to relaxation, calmness, and the inner Chi - Andres Nocioni and Francisco Garcia

 

[Aenadin]

Trimming garden WEED - Brad Miller

Get high with out getting of the ground - Brad miller

how to earn millions by just sitting in the bench- kenny thomas

Large Foreheads are hottie magnets: Shelden williams

Walking tall....playing small: kenny natt

Blackhole in the court: john salmons

TheDiSPENCEr : Spencer hawes

Donte's Inferno: Donte Greene

id love to put

101 ways to feed your family by latrell but he isnt a king soooo......

 

[NoBonus]

Trimming garden WEED - Brad Miller

Get high with out getting of the ground - Brad miller

how to earn millions by just sitting in the bench- kenny thomas

Large Foreheads are hottie magnets: Shelden williams

Walking tall....playing small: kenny natt

Blackhole in the court: john salmons

TheDiSPENCEr : Spencer hawes

Donte's Inferno: Donte Greene

id love to put

101 ways to feed your family by latrell but he isnt a king soooo......

These are books that could be written, we are looking for books that could never be written.

 

[Superman]

The 4th Quarter - Jason Williams

Don't Twist the Knife - Reggie Theus

We Don't Need No Stinkin' Draft Picks - Bricklayer

And, sadly...

The Promised Land - Rick Adelman

 

[est.1999]

staying off the pipe: by brad miller

 

[TheFifthMookie]

Towels are for Drying, not Signals - Mateen Cleaves

This thread is good fun!!

 

[rainmaker]

How to run a Pick & Roll: Beno Udrih

 

[NoBonus]

Always the bride, never the bridesmaid - Rick Adelman

Respect: My Five Years as Head Coach of the Sacramento Kings - Kenny Natt

 

[NoBonus]

Optimism: How to help build hopes and dreams through journalism - SacBee staff

 

[tradepeja]

The Art of Flopping - Vlade Divac

doing it wrong (vlade SHOULD write a book on that)

Working towards that paycheck - by Kenny Thomas, illustrations by Mikki Moore

doing it very right....best on on here haha

 

[VF21]

Took this premise from another board.

We actually had an entire TDOS "contest" on ironic book titles a couple of years back. Believe it was "Shortest books in the NBA" ...

 

[kennadog]

We actually had an entire TDOS "contest" on ironic book titles a couple of years back. Believe it was "Shortest books in the NBA" ...

Yep. Good fun.

 

[Superman]

Mastering the Expansion Draft - Geoff Petrie

 

[Showtime]

Mastering the Expansion Draft - Geoff Petrie

haha, I thought everybody knew Peeler in an expiring year > Gerald Wallace.

 

[Lupin]

How To Be A Seks Symbol In Arco Arena by Grant Nap... I mean John Salmons...




How To Cheer Lead For Dummies by Greg Ostertag... (unfortunately)





Kobe, Tell Me How My Burger Tastes by Hyatt Hotels

 

[GeraldWallace#3]

The Brighter Side of Things by: Piksi