[Game] Kings @ Trailblazers, 3/4/21, 7pm PST 10pm EST

[Tetsujin]

The Kings: *are a hot mess*
The T-Wolves:

https://twitter.com/statuses/1367141657758502912

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Just keep in mind, the most recent big-4 sports champion held the title of Worst All Time Winning Percentage when they won it all. This means all the T'Wolves need is for the NBA to expand the playoffs to 30 teams, and they're good as gold!

 

[Tetsujin]

Just your reminder that Vlade randomly traded the pick that would become Gary Trent Jr.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Just your reminder that Vlade randomly traded the pick that would become Gary Trent Jr.

Hey, we got

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Green light Bagley!

 

[Tetsujin]

Bagley in “The Blazers are a bad defensive team that also is down to its last big man” mode

 

[Sluggah]

inexplicable Bagley benching in 3...2...

 

[Tetsujin]

Doug just called Chris Bosh Chris Boss

 

[Tetsujin]

Sure is awesome Luke took out Bagley despite him not being in foul trouble and him being our best player to start the game.

 

[Livinthedream]

Sure is awesome Luke took out Bagley despite him not being in foul trouble and him being our best player to start the game.

Gotta keep him humble.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Sure is awesome Luke took out Bagley despite him not being in foul trouble and him being our best player to start the game.

We may only have one last chance to showcase Bjelica. Gotta get him some run.

 

[Tetsujin]

CoJo “guarding” Dame

 

[Tetsujin]

I freaking hate this defense

 

[Tetsujin]

Really not used to the Blazers having a tolerable announcing crew.

 

[Livinthedream]

Why in the world is Covington a bad defensive player now?

 

[Tetsujin]

Why in the world is Covington a bad defensive player now?

You surround a good defender with bad defenders at the point of attack and a bad scheme and he’s gonna look bad too.

 

[Tetsujin]

The clocks are already on the All-Star Break.

 

[dude12]

Bagley did a pass thing

 

[SacTownKid]

Stotts going super duper small just to get that oh so special Melo on Bjelica matchup he loves so much! LOL.

 

[Tetsujin]

Stotts going super duper small just to get that oh so special Melo on Bjelica matchup he loves so much! LOL.

This game is truly a showcase of spectacularly bad coaching.

 

[SacTownKid]

This game is truly a showcase of spectacularly bad coaching.

Well, historically that matchup has worked wonders for the Blazers in the past.

 

[SLAB]

I just get no joy watching CoNo and Bjeli out there. I’m here. But I just don’t care.

 

[Tetsujin]

Bjeli furious they’re making him perform any sort of athletic feat instead of granting him the TO

 

[Tetsujin]

Bjelica has played as many minutes as Fox tonight.

 

[SacTownKid]

I just get no joy watching CoNo and Bjeli out there. I’m here. But I just don’t care.

How did we go from thinking about how the team could add that final piece to watching a new version of Ron Artest and John Salmons pound the ball to dust knowing it meant nothing in the long run? hahaha. We thought the Maloof era was up and down (mostly down).

 

[SLAB]

Bjeli can be a useful player elsewhere. Splitting minutes 50/50 with Bagley on a terrible team is unacceptable.

 

[SLAB]

There is no way you can say with a straight face Holmes compliments Bagley on defense.

 

[Iced Espresso]

There is no way you can say with a straight face Holmes compliments Bagley on defense.

Kayte doing the undercovah PR, we aint trading Holmes.

 

[SLAB]

WTF you talking about Jones? 77 went to the playoffs in his second year. I’d like you to say Sacramento won “nothing of significance” when they eventually make the playoffs.

 

[SacTownKid]

Luke Walton is a tool. Another little hissy fit out of this joke of a coach.