[Game] Game 41: Scrmnt Kngs @ Prtlnd Trlblzrs

[Tetsujin]

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Game 41
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By Gamethreadotron 3000, Game Thread Writer 3.0

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Th Scrmnt Kngs fcd th Ls Angls Clpprs n nthr xctng NBA 3.0 mtchup ftrng lts of scoring & PLENTY OF BOLLYWOOD. As hs bn dcyded by Spreme Ldr PDA, Ws r f no value bcuz STYLE s xctng!

BY THE WAY, ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE NEW ARENA OPENING UP IN DOWNTOWN PLAZA IN 2016 YET? VISIT KINGS.COM FOR TICKET INFORMATION EVEN THOUGH THE ARENA DOESN'T OPEN FOR ANOTHER 630 DAYS! EXCITING! BASKETBALL! INFRASTRUCTURE! ARENA 3.0! FUN 3.0! BUY TICKETS 3.0 NOW!!!!

TURTLENECK SWEATERS WITH KINGS LOGOS ON THEM ARE JUST THE BEGINNING OF CLOTHING 3.0!!!!


Tnight th Kngs vs. th Trlblzrs @ Prtlnd. Dnt wrry bt d-fns. D-fns s brng & dsnt b-lng n ftur Bball. Just take your mandatory pills delivered in your season ticket renewal package and all will be well. We here at Basketball Land 3.0 only want whats best for you. Aren't you excited for the new ESC opening in Downtown Plaza in 2016? t wll b grt!

Trst n Sprem Ldr PDA. H knws wt hs dng. Hs a lwyr & knos wts bst! Now shut up and give us your money sign up for more information about the ESC at Kings.com!

!!!!!!G Kngs!!!!!!

HOLOGRAM GHOST COUPLES ARE SPORTS FANS 3.0!!!!​

/fin.

 

[SLAB]

Stands up and applauds. Thank you Gamethreadtron 3000!

 

[lawlman91]

at least the second picture implies that Vivek sees Boogie in the future of the Kings...

... right?

 

[lwc]

I was going to talk about the game but something inside of me just has to say....... hey get ready for the new arena and NBA 3.0!

 

[SLAB]

at least the second picture implies that Vivek sees Boogie in the future of the Kings...

... right?

Don't worry, that picture can easily be 3.0'd and Derrick Williams can be put in instead!

 

[kupman]

To the guy wearing the plaid shirt and glasses in the 3 picture: I like your chances.

 

[Pace]

I knew this is all a joke, but the arena actually looks really cool in those pictures.

 

[Ugolino]

To the guy wearing the plaid shirt and glasses in the 3 picture: I like your chances.

They're just early for the REM concert.

 

[206Fan]

Just curious, are there actually anymore images? It looks really good! I think a retractable roof would've really been 3.0... Just have 4 large screens at each corner... The outside concept looks really nice. I never knew the space in downtown was so huge to fit all of this

 

[Spike]

I'm so excited!
I'm so excited!
I'm so...






...scared.

 

[randymoss1881]

League pass is free till the 25th but at this point I'm using it for Wiggins till DMC returns

 

[Spike]

Fewer Tetsu. Fewer.

 

[HereWeBoogie]

NBA3.0 has improved us sooooooooo much OMG THANK YOU PETE D'ALESSANDRO WE ALL OWE YOU SO MUCH!!!

Bill Herenda ‏@billherenda 36m
#Kings thru 40 GMs, ThisYr 16-24, LastYr 15-25, TY Scoring 101.8, LY 101.8, TY Allowing 103.6, LY 103.7, #NBA #SacKings #KingsTalk

Bill Herenda ‏@billherenda 34m
#Kings thru 40 GMs, TY 3FG% 33.8%, LY 35%, TY 3FG%A 33.3% LY 38.8%, Assists TY ranked #30 & LY ranked #26 in #NBA #SacKings #KingsTalk

 

[kingsboi]

This one will be mighty painful to watch...won't stick around too long for this because any given game we don't know what random Kings players has an injury.

 

[annihilator_33]

#HologramGhostCouples

 

[Bricklayer]

NBA3.0 has improved us sooooooooo much OMG THANK YOU PETE D'ALESSANDRO WE ALL OWE YOU SO MUCH!!!

Bill Herenda ‏@billherenda 36m
#Kings thru 40 GMs, ThisYr 16-24, LastYr 15-25, TY Scoring 101.8, LY 101.8, TY Allowing 103.6, LY 103.7, #NBA #SacKings #KingsTalk

Bill Herenda ‏@billherenda 34m
#Kings thru 40 GMs, TY 3FG% 33.8%, LY 35%, TY 3FG%A 33.3% LY 38.8%, Assists TY ranked #30 & LY ranked #26 in #NBA #SacKings #KingsTalk

And to follow that up:

Record thru 40 gms:
2014-15: 16-24
2013-14: 15-25
2012-13: 15-25
2011-12: 14-26

Progress baby! By 2025 we could be threatening .500 by midseason! woot!

 

[annihilator_33]

NBA3.0 has improved us sooooooooo much OMG THANK YOU PETE D'ALESSANDRO WE ALL OWE YOU SO MUCH!!!

Bill Herenda ‏@billherenda 36m
#Kings thru 40 GMs, ThisYr 16-24, LastYr 15-25, TY Scoring 101.8, LY 101.8, TY Allowing 103.6, LY 103.7, #NBA #SacKings #KingsTalk

Bill Herenda ‏@billherenda 34m
#Kings thru 40 GMs, TY 3FG% 33.8%, LY 35%, TY 3FG%A 33.3% LY 38.8%, Assists TY ranked #30 & LY ranked #26 in #NBA #SacKings #KingsTalk

4 moves ahead....

 

[annihilator_33]

And to follow that up:

Record thru 40 gms:
2014-15: 16-24
2013-14: 15-25
2012-13: 15-25
2011-12: 14-26

Progress baby! By 2025 we could be threatening .500 by midseason! woot!

Well.....at least there's some consistency right?

 

[Glenn]

And to follow that up:

Record thru 40 gms:
2014-15: 16-24
2013-14: 15-25
2012-13: 15-25
2011-12: 14-26

Progress baby! By 2025 we could be threatening .500 by midseason! woot!

I didn't need to know any of the stats and that includes w/l record. It's pretty obvious how the team has been progressing. Did I say progressing? We're ahead of the other three seasons. Something could be made of that, I presume. It might make it easier to globalize the NBA.

 

[kupman]

And to follow that up:

Record thru 40 gms:
2014-15: 16-24
2013-14: 15-25
2012-13: 15-25
2011-12: 14-26

Progress baby! By 2025 we could be threatening .500 by midseason! woot!

C'mon man.

You know and everyone else knows that DMC has missed far more games at this point in the season compared to any of the other seasons. He has missed 12 this year. Previous years in was like 2 games at this point in the season. If his health had been like previous years we could esily be a .500 team, or even a little better right now.

It is not crazy good progress, but it would be notable progress nonetheless.

Again, I know you know this.

 

[Siranthony]

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By Gamethreadotron 3000, Game Thread Writer 3.0

​

Th Scrmnt Kngs fcd th Ls Angls Clpprs n nthr xctng NBA 3.0 mtchup ftrng lts of scoring & PLENTY OF BOLLYWOOD. As hs bn dcyded by Spreme Ldr PDA, Ws r f no value bcuz STYLE s xctng!

BY THE WAY, ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE NEW ARENA OPENING UP IN DOWNTOWN PLAZA IN 2016 YET? VISIT KINGS.COM FOR TICKET INFORMATION EVEN THOUGH THE ARENA DOESN'T OPEN FOR ANOTHER 630 DAYS! EXCITING! BASKETBALL! INFRASTRUCTURE! ARENA 3.0! FUN 3.0! BUY TICKETS 3.0 NOW!!!!

TURTLENECK SWEATERS WITH KINGS LOGOS ON THEM ARE JUST THE BEGINNING OF CLOTHING 3.0!!!!


Tnight th Kngs vs. th Trlblzrs @ Prtlnd. Dnt wrry bt d-fns. D-fns s brng & dsnt b-lng n ftur Bball. Just take your mandatory pills delivered in your season ticket renewal package and all will be well. We here at Basketball Land 3.0 only want whats best for you. Aren't you excited for the new ESC opening in Downtown Plaza in 2016? t wll b grt!

Trst n Sprem Ldr PDA. H knws wt hs dng. Hs a lwyr & knos wts bst! Now shut up and give us your money sign up for more information about the ESC at Kings.com!

!!!!!!G Kngs!!!!!!

HOLOGRAM GHOST COUPLES ARE SPORTS FANS 3.0!!!!​

/fin.

And you are a Kings fan? You are starting a game thread? What does the new arena have to do with this game?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

C'mon man.

You know and everyone else knows that DMC has missed far more games at this point in the season compared to any of the other seasons. He has missed 12 this year. Previous years in was like 2 games at this point in the season. If his health had been like previous years we could esily be a .500 team, or even a little better right now.

It is not crazy good progress, but it would be notable progress nonetheless.

Again, I know you know this.

If Cousins had been healthy, and they hadn't fired Malone, sure. I don't believe for a second that we'd be better if Cousins had been healthy, but Malone had still been fired.

 

[HereWeBoogie]

Aldridge will go for at least 30pts and 12reb tonight.

27+ points for Lillard

 

[9x1x6]

If Cousins had been healthy, and they hadn't fired Malone, sure. I don't believe for a second that we'd be better if Cousins had been healthy, but Malone had still been fired.

I don't think Malone gets fired with a healthy Boogie.

 

[Bricklayer]

C'mon man.

You know and everyone else knows that DMC has missed far more games at this point in the season compared to any of the other seasons. He has missed 12 this year. Previous years in was like 2 games at this point in the season. If his health had been like previous years we could esily be a .500 team, or even a little better right now.

It is not crazy good progress, but it would be notable progress nonetheless.

Again, I know you know this.

And the year before we were an all new team that turned over 40% of our roster int he first two months, including a huge trade for Rudy Gay, who didn't even get here until mid December.

And the year before that we started the season with the specter of the entire franchise being moved hanging over us, and some idiot named Keith Smart on the sideline.

And the year before that we were scrambling out of a strike year, and our coach committed harakiri while tryign to force a trade of that same DeMarcus Cousins, leading to a coaching change mere weeks into the rushed season, the assumption of power of the aforementioned Smart, and a month after that, another coup as IT was made a starter, we went smallball, and Vivek probably cheered.

And of course the question remains whetehr Cuz would have made a difference or not as things stand now. Per SI this morning: Kings record with Cuz under Malone? .600. Kings record with Cuz under Corbin? .384.

.384 x 40 games? = 15.4 So under Ty Corbin our winning pace WITH Boogie would leave us at...15-25. That's before we lose every one he does miss.

 

[Bricklayer]

Aldridge will go for at least 30pts and 12reb tonight.

27+ points for Lillard

JT can defend Aldridge pretty well.

This doesn't have to be a slaughter if Cuz and Rudy are there, and Cuz is healthy enough to anchor some defense.

 

[9x1x6]

JT can defend Aldridge pretty well.

This doesn't have to be a slaughter if Cuz and Rudy are there, and Cuz is healthy enough to anchor some defense.

Very true. Rudy has a habit of having big games against the Blazers, and RoLo is out so Boogie could have a field day.

 

[Bricklayer]

Very true. Rudy has a habit of having big games against the Blazers, and RoLo is out so Boogie could have a field day.

Actually, Cousins has just smashed Lopez in Portland -- averaged over 30ppg against him last year. We might want to get him suited up to help us out.

 

[The Hammer]

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Game 41
Sacramento Kings 3.0 @ Portland Trailblazers 1.0
​

By Gamethreadotron 3000, Game Thread Writer 3.0

​

Th Scrmnt Kngs fcd th Ls Angls Clpprs n nthr xctng NBA 3.0 mtchup ftrng lts of scoring & PLENTY OF BOLLYWOOD. As hs bn dcyded by Spreme Ldr PDA, Ws r f no value bcuz STYLE s xctng!

BY THE WAY, ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE NEW ARENA OPENING UP IN DOWNTOWN PLAZA IN 2016 YET? VISIT KINGS.COM FOR TICKET INFORMATION EVEN THOUGH THE ARENA DOESN'T OPEN FOR ANOTHER 630 DAYS! EXCITING! BASKETBALL! INFRASTRUCTURE! ARENA 3.0! FUN 3.0! BUY TICKETS 3.0 NOW!!!!

TURTLENECK SWEATERS WITH KINGS LOGOS ON THEM ARE JUST THE BEGINNING OF CLOTHING 3.0!!!!


Tnight th Kngs vs. th Trlblzrs @ Prtlnd. Dnt wrry bt d-fns. D-fns s brng & dsnt b-lng n ftur Bball. Just take your mandatory pills delivered in your season ticket renewal package and all will be well. We here at Basketball Land 3.0 only want whats best for you. Aren't you excited for the new ESC opening in Downtown Plaza in 2016? t wll b grt!

Trst n Sprem Ldr PDA. H knws wt hs dng. Hs a lwyr & knos wts bst! Now shut up and give us your money sign up for more information about the ESC at Kings.com!

!!!!!!G Kngs!!!!!!

HOLOGRAM GHOST COUPLES ARE SPORTS FANS 3.0!!!!​

/fin.

This is greatness.

 

[Tetsujin]

And you are a Kings fan? You are starting a game thread? What does the new arena have to do with this game?

Gamethreadotron 3000 is a binary algorithm designed to produce Scrmnt Kngs content in the most efficient, rhetorically correct method possible. I am not responsible for what it writes.

 

[Tetsujin]

Just curious, are there actually anymore images? It looks really good! I think a retractable roof would've really been 3.0... Just have 4 large screens at each corner... The outside concept looks really nice. I never knew the space in downtown was so huge to fit all of this

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