Q: What is Jackie's biggest pet peeve?
Doug: When I miss the toilet.
Jackie: When he leaves the toilet seat up.
Q: UGLY when Jackie looks at Doug's _________
Doug: Messy something (I didn't understand what he said).
Jackie: Pimple on his back.
Q: If Jackie could kiss any other NBA player, past or present, who would it be?
Doug: Bill Walton
Jackie: Michael Jordan
General laughter and frivolity.
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