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Kuminga really wants to be a King (because we have given him reason to believe we would hand him a starting spot, apparently). We have also heard that Kuminga doesn't care about money. Well, the way Kuminga forces his way to becoming a King, with the Warriors not budging, is to sign the QO...

In other news, our esteemed commissioner is promising to really, truly, honestly get to the bottom of all of this! (Link) LOL LMFAO

There's an article in the Athletic today by Hollinger talking about this. (Link) In part, he talks about some issues surrounding a possible nullification of Kawhi's contract. For one, if such a thing were to happen soon, and Kawhi were not to be suspended, then there would be a crazy...

TD already had his non-guaranteed money declined by the team, so if that salary is required for matching purposes this would look like a no-go.

That's a very dark purple, almost black. I like it, but I do hope we also have a traditional purple as well instead of white/black/almost-black/something-crazy.

RIP to The Natural.

Nailed it! We are now four months to the day from Jan. 15th, so if the W's do sign Kuminga to a deal, say, in a week, they won't be able to trade him until Jan. 22. But there would be no salary adjustment for trade purposes. I haven't looked at the other moves they're trying to do, but if...

For those of us from Gen-X and older, is "booty grease" good or bad?

Aspire to live your life so you never have to worry about being asked a question by Pablo Torre

If Domas played for the Lakers he’d be an annual MVP candidate on a bargain deal. If Monk played for the Knicks there would be a bidding war for his contract. If DDR played for the Heat everybody would love him. The Sacramento Drag is real.

Gotta gear up for the big move to the new Mountain West! Honestly, the new Mountain West may not be much stronger than the Big West is now. In fact, let's see! Current Big West KenPom final basketball ratings from last year: 39 - UCSD 68 - UC Irvine 117 - CSUN 148 - UC Santa Barbara 159 -...

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There was no chance he was going to break camp. The question here is whether this is: A) Opening up a roster spot or clearing a tiny bit of salary for an upcoming trade B) Dumping a possible salary-match piece because no trades will happen C) Dumping a possible salary-match piece because the...

Wow! Actually Mr. Bungle was a bit much for me but I totally remember that. The Real Thing is two years too early to fit the criteria but a much easier way for me to digest Patton's work.

Interesting! Seattle alone will score you Ten, Nevermind, and Badmotorfinger! I'd throw in U2's transformation-turn of Achtung Baby but the fifth is a tough choice. I guess Blood Sugar Sex Magik is a pretty obvious one, but I'll personally listen to the somewhat more indie Toad's Fear or...