Things that you hear every nba offseason...

#1
"shaq has slimmed down"

"jordan comptemplating return...."

"Grant Hill is 100%"

"Alonzo Mourning has been given a clean bill of health"

"Kevin Garnett is focused"

"Eddy Curry is 'getting in shape' "

"The bulls should be tough as long as everyone matures"

"the lakers are the team to beat"

"kwame will breakout this year"

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#6
There's no shooters in the NBA.

Trail Blazers' (fill in name) was arrested last night....

Mark Cuban cuts his hair with a weed whacker...

Sam Cassell looks like ET...

If there's a worse franchise in all of sports than the Clippers, name it...
 
#11
Shaq looks like he's ready.........until he yet again hurt his big toe right before season starts......

Kobe have problem with Shaq again when he on vacation in Miami and accientally step on Shaq's big toe..........

Malone will play one more season..........with whatever team have the most star power on paper......

C-Webb is definitely the cancer and will get trade with whoever want him.....
(and end up being with the Kings again.........)

Jordan is coming back again and is in talk with Paxson about the chances for him to play with the Bulls........
 
#12
mutumbo has been traded
vin baker makes a comeback
for those of us in LA: the clippers are looking forward to an exciting season!
haha
 
#21
________ shoots a better percentage when hes not guarded.


The dunk is more exciting then any other play.


How dare people say __________ is overrated.


__________ is a stand up guy!