Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
So...recent events have led me to conclude that the only thing I have to offer the Kings front office for Christmas is roughly a clue. Hence I thought maybe a thread about how/where possible destinations are for our guys could go if this is not going to work and we really are going to be forced to start over.
First Ron Artest, in semi-order:
1) Knicks -- Ron's hometown, Zeke likes, they say they are out of the taking on longterm contracts biz, but for a player of Ron's caliber could we nab one of their enders and brainless kids? Really too bad they screwed themselves over and already gave away their #1 to the Bulls...actually I think the Bulls might just have a right to swap picks, so maybe we could still go after the swapped pick (likely wherever Bulls end up -- early 20s most likely).
2) Heat -- were briefly in the Iverson sweepstakes, who could have been even more disruptive, actually have an asset or two, have powerful veteran egos to help keep Ron in line, a coach/GM with confidence he can handle anybody, and a need for a spark to reignite their championship hopes. Have James Posey, who is an ender, a few kids -- Dorien Wright, Wayne Simien -- and their pick of course. And with them currently sucking that pick could be closer to #20 than #30, and hence of some value.
3) Wolves -- Ron and KG have a mutual admiration society, and with them whiffing on A.I., and KG again not happy about it, maybe if we are just never going to be able to bring the Garnett monster this way, we could send Artest back the other way. They will be desperate for an appeasing move to their fans and Garnett. Randy Foye was apparently available to get A.I. Might very well be to get Artest too. There is also still Eddie Griffin, picks, and our choice of bad midrange contracts to take on.
4) Warriors -- a guess, but Don Nelson wanted to coach us (maybe we should have let him after all), so he must have wanted to coach Ron. And I betcha anything there is a wacky little gleam in Nellie's eye looking at Artest as his dream "PF". Of course these are not only divisional rivals but Norcal rivals, so that becomes a tough deal maybe.
5) Clippers -- in the Iverson sweepstakes, and struggling. Another division rival, not the L.A. team Ron was initially interessted in, but may well be in the market for a shakeup move. Cassle (ender), Mobley, Maggette all available and in range. Kids, picks, whatever.
6) Bucks -- just guessing here -- Bucks continue to diappoint, have lost their #1 SF for the year (Simmons) and only have the certifiable Ruben Patterson to fill the role. Their defense is completely awful -- would they gamble on Ron to help reenergize it? He and Patterson could be nasty, in more ways than one.
7) Lakers -- might be a longshot now with them playing so well, and of course the whole rivalry thing -- be no fun to have Ron kicking our *** for the next however many years. But its the Zen Master, Ron was interested, the Lakers were supposedly interested so... Ironically Bynum now probably IS off limits unfortunately.
8) Nets -- again maybe a longshot, but the Nets seem vaguely restless and listless, and again they are right from Ron's neighborhood. In fact will get even closer here when they move across the river into Brooklyn.
First Ron Artest, in semi-order:
1) Knicks -- Ron's hometown, Zeke likes, they say they are out of the taking on longterm contracts biz, but for a player of Ron's caliber could we nab one of their enders and brainless kids? Really too bad they screwed themselves over and already gave away their #1 to the Bulls...actually I think the Bulls might just have a right to swap picks, so maybe we could still go after the swapped pick (likely wherever Bulls end up -- early 20s most likely).
2) Heat -- were briefly in the Iverson sweepstakes, who could have been even more disruptive, actually have an asset or two, have powerful veteran egos to help keep Ron in line, a coach/GM with confidence he can handle anybody, and a need for a spark to reignite their championship hopes. Have James Posey, who is an ender, a few kids -- Dorien Wright, Wayne Simien -- and their pick of course. And with them currently sucking that pick could be closer to #20 than #30, and hence of some value.
3) Wolves -- Ron and KG have a mutual admiration society, and with them whiffing on A.I., and KG again not happy about it, maybe if we are just never going to be able to bring the Garnett monster this way, we could send Artest back the other way. They will be desperate for an appeasing move to their fans and Garnett. Randy Foye was apparently available to get A.I. Might very well be to get Artest too. There is also still Eddie Griffin, picks, and our choice of bad midrange contracts to take on.
4) Warriors -- a guess, but Don Nelson wanted to coach us (maybe we should have let him after all), so he must have wanted to coach Ron. And I betcha anything there is a wacky little gleam in Nellie's eye looking at Artest as his dream "PF". Of course these are not only divisional rivals but Norcal rivals, so that becomes a tough deal maybe.
5) Clippers -- in the Iverson sweepstakes, and struggling. Another division rival, not the L.A. team Ron was initially interessted in, but may well be in the market for a shakeup move. Cassle (ender), Mobley, Maggette all available and in range. Kids, picks, whatever.
6) Bucks -- just guessing here -- Bucks continue to diappoint, have lost their #1 SF for the year (Simmons) and only have the certifiable Ruben Patterson to fill the role. Their defense is completely awful -- would they gamble on Ron to help reenergize it? He and Patterson could be nasty, in more ways than one.
7) Lakers -- might be a longshot now with them playing so well, and of course the whole rivalry thing -- be no fun to have Ron kicking our *** for the next however many years. But its the Zen Master, Ron was interested, the Lakers were supposedly interested so... Ironically Bynum now probably IS off limits unfortunately.
8) Nets -- again maybe a longshot, but the Nets seem vaguely restless and listless, and again they are right from Ron's neighborhood. In fact will get even closer here when they move across the river into Brooklyn.
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