Pipe dream

DocHolliday

DocHolliday

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Here is my pipe dream trade in the offseason.

Sacramento Trade Breakdown

Outgoing

Kenny Thomas
6-7 PF from New Mexico
9.2 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 1.8 apg in 26.3 minutes

Corliss Williamson
6-7 SF from Arkansas
4.1 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.4 apg in 11.0 minutes

Brad Miller
7-0 C from Purdue
15.0 ppg, 7.9 rpg, 5.0 apg in 37.2 minutes

Incoming

Kevin Garnett
6-11 PF from Farragut Academy (HS)
21.7 ppg, 12.0 rpg, 4.4 apg in 39.2 minutes

Change in team outlook: -6.6 ppg, -4.7 rpg, and -2.8 apg.

Minnesota Trade Breakdown

Outgoing

Kevin Garnett
6-11 PF from Farragut Academy (HS)
21.7 ppg, 12.0 rpg, 4.4 apg in 39.2 minutes

Incoming

Kenny Thomas
6-7 PF from New Mexico
9.2 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 1.8 apg in 26.3 minutesCorliss

Williamson
6-7 SF from Arkansas
4.1 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.4 apg in 11.0 minutes

Brad Miller
7-0 C from Purdue
15.0 ppg, 7.9 rpg, 5.0 apg in 37.2 minutes

Change in team outlook: +6.6 ppg, +4.7 rpg, and +2.8 apg.

Successful ScenarioDue to Sacramento and Minnesota being over the cap, the 25% trade rule is invoked. Sacramento and Minnesota had to be no more than 125% plus $100,000 of the salary given out for the trade to be accepted, which did happen here. This trade satisfies the provisions of the Collective Bargaining Agreement
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Then you go after Ben Wallace and open up that pocketbook and pay whatever he needs to bring him to Sacramento, since from what I understand he'll be an UFA in the offseason.

The starting line would be:

Bibby
Martin
Artest
Wallace
Garnett

I know, I know. But, people can dream can't they? :D

Nice picture they have of Kenny on RealGM by the way.
 
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VF21

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YAY!!!

Doc wins the thread!!!

So just how incriminating are those photos you must have in your possession?

;)
 
DocHolliday

DocHolliday

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VF21 said:
YAY!!!

Doc wins the thread!!!

So just how incriminating are those photos you must have in your possession?

;)
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VERY incriminating. The Gm and Owners will have no choice but to bow to my demands. I don't think Petrie would have a problem doing this one. And I just have to convince the Maloofs to spend the money on Big Ben.
 
doone

doone

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GoGoGadget said:
The picture of Corliss has a bit of a "What you tradin' me for, Willis?" quality to it.

And, I likes the trade.
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And Brad has a "You did WHAT?!" look on his face.

And I like the trade too. :)
 
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Troy

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Those pics are so funny. They all tell a story.
KT getting stripped of the ball going to the hoop, CW saying "What you say Willis??? and Brad looking a little confused. I would rather see the Brad pick of him pouting after getting called for a foul. Just kidding, they are Kings players and I'm cheering for them. :D
 
Burrito06

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Big Ben has made it clear that he wants to finish his career with the Pistons. As long as they keep winning just like they have been, I don't see them breaking up that team. They'll resign him when he becomes a free agent. I like KG as well but I'm starting to think that his body is breaking down on him. I would much rather have a younger player like a Dwight Howard. You have to think that KG has been in the league going on 11 years. He was drafted when he was 19. He's turning 30 this year. That's a lot of games on his knees.
 
Bibby_10

Bibby_10

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Burrito06 said:
Big Ben has made it clear that he wants to finish his career with the Pistons. As long as they keep winning just like they have been, I don't see them breaking up that team. They'll resign him when he becomes a free agent.
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Umm also, are you sure you want Ron Artest and Ben Wallace on the same team? Well I guess the Maloofs can sponsor "NBA Brawl Part 2: Artest in the stands again".
 
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