Since this a Dream Scenario discussion here is one, it would involve Petrie pulling a chapter out of the Pritchard book and make tons of trades though.
1) Trade Nocioni to CLE for Pavlovic(ender) and #30
2) Trade Thomas, #30, #31 to WAS for #5, Stevenson, Songalia
3) Trade #4, #5, Udrih to MEM...