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    Vivek interviewed by the writer of erotic fiction

    By jove, it appears Vivek finally has started to understand the owner's role in the entire thing (I hope).
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    Fox back from quad tear... (updated title)

    You may want to hold off on those trade G-Hill threads for a bit. Sacramento Kings‏ @SacramentoKings An MRI conducted today at @KPGreaterSac revealed @swipathefox has a partial tear in his right quadriceps muscle. Fox will miss next 2 weeks and then be re-evaluated.
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    Bogdan Bogdanovic

    Any questions?
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    [Grades] GRADES vs Knicks 11/11/17

    if you don’t like that, you don’t like Kings basketball! Bogdan Bogdanovic () -- Zach Randolph () -- Willie Cauley-Stein () -- Garrett Temple () -- George Hill () -- ---
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    [Grades] Grades v. Sixers 11/9/17

    Well that certainly was fun wasn't it? Going up against the huge collection (literally and figuratively) of top level young prospects and JJ Reddick and Amir Johnson for some reason, the young Kings (and Z-Bo) put up quite the fight and somehow, someway scrapped and scraped their way to a...
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    [Grades] Grades v. Thunder 11/7/17

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy Bogdan Bogdanovic (C+) -- 21 min, 7 pt, 4 rb, 0 ast, 0 stl, 2 blk, 2 tov, 2 pf Bogy belongs, that much we know. But even with it being clear that he's an NBA player, there are still times where growing pains will rear their ugly heads much as they did during the...
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    [Grades] Kings @ Pistons, 11/04/17

    Another loss but at least this one looked better(ish) Bogdan Bogdanovic () -- Zach Randolph () -- Willie Caulie-Stein () -- Garrett Temple () -- De'Aaron Fox () -- -- Justin Jackson () -- Frank Mason () -- Buddy Hield () -- Kosta Koufos () -- Skal Labissiere () -- Malachi...
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    [Grades] Grades vs. Celtics, 11/01/17

    If you don't like that, you don't like Kings basketball!
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    [Grades] GRADES vs. Pacers, 10/31/17

    What's better on a nice Hallow's Eve than an absolute bunker buster of a horror story? Bogdan Bogdanovic (B-) -- Yet another solid game for the Serb. While he missed some shots, there was never really any doubt as to Bogdan's position as a competent basketball player (something that you...
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    [Grades] Kings v. Wizards, 10/29/17

    First off, that was bad. Second off, I owe you all an apology for not getting grades out in a timely manner. Real life sorta got in the way there. Third off, anyone still ready to dump George Hill? Today's theme: Things that rhyme with poop (AKA the thing we played like today) Bogdan...
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    [Grades] Grades: Kings @ Nuggets, 10/21/17

    Ugly ugly ugly... You know what that means? Girls girls girls. Tonight's Theme: Classy Dames Justin Jackson (D+) -- 19 min, 5 pt, 1 rb, 0 ast, 0 stl, 0 blk, 2 tov, 2 pf Another start for Jackson meant another opportunity for him to do relatively nothing with his time. Tonight, he tried to...
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    [Grades] Grades: Kings @ Mavericks, 10/20/17

    Grit and grind is dead, you say? Not so, respond the 2017-2018 Sacramento Kings. It wasn't pretty but the win is in the books and this team had already looked better than I thought it would this season. Justin Jackson (C-) -- 17 min, 2 pt, 4 rb, 0 ast, 0 stl, 0 blk, 1 tov, 1 pf At this point...
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    [GRADES] (Pre-season) Kings v. Trailblazers - Monday, Oct. 9 - 7PM PT

    What did you expect with the veteran half of our team sitting out against the Blazers at essentially full strength? Some guys rose to the challenge, others didn't. Some guys showed that they deserve more playing time in the season, others were Buddy Hield. Justin Jackson (B) -- 26 mins, 16...
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    [GRADES] Preseason Kings @ Lakers (in Vegas), 10/8/17 - 6PM PT

    Hey! It's (preseason) basketball! Sharpshooting! Defense! Slick passing! I'm told these are among some of the traits attributed to the sport that is known as NBA basketball. None of these (well, okay, maybe there was some defense being played) was on display in Las Vegas Sunday night...
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    Grades: Kings Summer League GAME 5, 7/13/17

    Alrighty, up against a deadline for a translating gig so forgive me if this is shorter than usual. I think I'll just grade the likely roster guys today, if that's alright. So there goes the summer league championship. Despite a valiant effort from Justin Jackson, Papa, Jakarr, and a bunch of...
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    Grades: Kings Summer League GAME 4, 7/12/17

    And so the injury bug followed us all the way from Sacramento. With De'Aaron and Buddy already sitting out the game, Frank Mason sprained his ankle almost immediately, rendering a position of strength for us a position of weakness. But despite having Naz Mitrou-Long and Luis Montero as the...
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    Grades: Kings Summer League GAME 3 7/10/17

    Another game, another loss. Another chance for our fanbase to grow increasingly more panicked as that seven-thousand dollar bet they made that the Kings make the playoffs this season looks increasingly like a lost cause. Tonight, again, there were flashes. While Skal and Papa continue to...
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    Grades: Kings Summer League GAME 2, 7/9/17

    Another game, another loss that sets back this team a decade. The entirety of our hopes and dreams for the Kings franchise is crumbling before our eyes like a cake removed from its baking pan far too early. Papa sucks, Skal sucks, Buddy Hield can't shoot, De'Aaron Fox can't shoot and is too...
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    Grades: Kings Summer League GAME 1, 7/7/17

    Welcome to Vegas Summer League, where after one game all your players are either complete and total busts or "the best player ever". Coming into the 2017 Vegas League riding a large wave of justifiable hype (most of the roster is made up of our draft picks over the last two season), the...
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    Rookies introductory press conference

    It's 5 AM here in Japan so forgive me if I fall asleep mid-stream.