Cut and Paste entertainment:
'Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, D'Angelo Russell playoff highlights were playing on the TV. He suddenly started watching and fell asleep. Thank God"
"The Nuggets are such gentlemen, they always give the Lakers a head start before they slaughter them""
"Getting swept for the second year in a row, that right there made me the greatest player of all time - Lbj
"At half time when Barkley said "I still think l.a. gonna win this game" I knew immediately that l.a. was dead"
"Give credits MPJ & Gordon for being the 2nd best duo for the Nuggets."
"LAL stands for loss after loss "
'Jokic: Guys, LeBron always talks so nice about me... Nuggtes: We can give them a head start. Jokić: Thank you guys."
"Love it when the Nuggets would score and LeBronda would blame his teammates while he just stands there."
"The LA Lakers turn into LA Fitness when the run into the Nuggets"
"This should be titled: "Watch the soul of the Lakers slowly leave the building.""
"D-Lo and myself scored the same amount of points tonight and I was on my couch eating ice cream.. Get ready to learn Chinese buddy."