The Wrestling Thread~

[SLAB]

Man, I don’t get the Solo push. Dude is so boring.

 

[Tetsujin]

Man, I don’t get the Solo push. Dude is so boring.

On the other hand, I’m glad Jimmy Uso finally got to do something other than be the less interesting twin.

 

[SLAB]

On the other hand, I’m glad Jimmy Uso finally got to do something other than be the less interesting twin.

I love both the regular Usos. Breaking them away from the bloodline will make them enjoyable (finally!) again.

 

[SLAB]

Tiffany is so good for the amount of time she’s been doing this.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Tiffany is so good for the amount of time she’s been doing this.

I kind of want them to keep the belt on her for a very long time.

Which means that she's probably going to have one of the shortest championship reigns in WWE history...

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1662403652554743808

https://twitter.com/statuses/1662402594830970882

The eventual Giulia/Mercedes/Kairi triple threat once Mercedes gets her ankle right and before Giulia gets poached by one of the big American promos is going to be legit.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1664668843929661440

YOOOOOO!

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Not going to spoil it for those who have yet to watch NXT tonight, but...No way in H-E-Double Hockey Sticks is she beating Stratton for the title in the near future, but absolutely LOVED seeing her be the one to come out on top in the end!!!

 

[SLAB]

NXT is such a fun stupid (in the best way) watch. Even matches like the battle royale where half the talent was unnamed and it was kind of a mess was entertaining.

Far and away my favorite of the three WWE shows.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Posting here, because it's not quite suited for the Obit thread:


Nobody lives forever, but you don't know how bad I wanted Sheik to outlive Hogan. That tweet would have been legendary.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1666466025918074881

 

[Tetsujin]

Hulk Hogan is trending on Twitter (well a certain phrase featuring his name is) for obvious reasons.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Just got around to watching NXT: exact correct usage of Dana Brooke.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1667336559668985868

Ugh why

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Ugh why

Because Vince won't do us the courtesy of dropping dead.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1668589033851846656

Better than the SummerSlam match. Don't @ me.

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Does someone wanna tell them?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

The Bloodline saga, if they stick the landing, will go down as the greatest storyline in the history of professional wrestling, and Cody Rhodes didn't deserve to be the one who got to end Roman's empire. Don't @ me.

 

[SLAB]

The Bloodline saga, if they stick the landing, will go down as the greatest storyline in the history of professional wrestling, and Cody Rhodes didn't deserve to be the one who got to end Roman's empire. Don't @ me.

Jimmy or Jey FTW. Like I wanted like 2 and a half years ago!

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

@Mr. S£im Citrus...










































I agree with you.

PS: I just couldn't resist...

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https:// twitter.com/ CeeHawk/ status/ 1670446116268130309 (link broken due to tweet bypasses profanity filter)


Northwest Cee on Twitter: "It’s #ForbiddenDoor week, so for your consideration: Danielson x Okada, “Run This Town” : @editedbylaura ️: @ceehawk https://t.co/ID8K4YOlSd" / Twitter

Hype level: 8000 and rising

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1672400165305458689

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1672770045154304001

 

[Tetsujin]

Tanahashi at the Zombie Kobe stage of his career. Absolutely no functional leg ligaments but the fans still love him anyways

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

I know that it's not going to amount to much short-term at the end of the day, but anyone else on here want to join me on the "Thea Hail (Band)wagon"??? It would actually be fun to watch her eventually win the title in NXT...

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I like the idea of Thea Hail the character a lot more than I like Thea Hail the wrestler. She's too small for her moveset to be believable: she's somehow tinier than Alexa Bliss.

 

[SLAB]

I know that it's not going to amount to much short-term at the end of the day, but anyone else on here want to join me on the "Thea Hail (Band)wagon"??? It would actually be fun to watch her eventually win the title in NXT...

That was her best match so far tonight. Tiffany is really good to make such a green performer look as solid as she did tonight.

Meanwhile, Gigi Dolin might be the worst wrestler in the company now. She’s moving in super slow motion at all times.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Meanwhile, Gigi Dolin might be the worst wrestler in the company now. She’s moving in super slow motion at all times.

Did Hit Row get released? Worst wrestler on NXT currently getting a push, I might buy. Maybe. I'm not willing to go further than that.

 

[SLAB]

Did Hit Row get released? Worst wrestler on NXT currently getting a push, I might buy. Maybe. I'm not willing to go further than that.

Yeah, I guess “Featured Wrestler” is what I should have said.

Meanwhile Baron Corbin just had his best match probably since the KotR banger with Chad Gable and reminded me why I’m a fan.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Scott D'Amore, to the Impact locker room: Okay, this is going to be the last show during Pride month. Anybody have any ideas? Requests? Suggestions?

Trinity: I got you, fam.

Masha Slamovich and Killer Kelly: Hold our beer.