Kings: You fans are our 6th man!
Fans: You can't win right.
Kings: You are the best fanbase in the world!
Fans: You can't tank right.
Kings: We're going to retire your number 6 and put it in the rafters!
Fans: You can't draft right, or hire the right coach, or make the right trades, or sign the right players.
Outside Observer: Hey fans, if you feel that way, why don't you leave?
Fans: What, and be alone?
I mean, this is basically a textbook abusive relationship.